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Tuesday, July 29th, 2008
9:25 pm - Another Yahoo from the Yahoo....


THREE RIVERS, Mich. - Police in Michigan have arrested a man who they say tried to steal posters and other items related to the new Batman movie from a cinema lobby while dressed up as the Joker.

Detective Mike Mohney said Monday 20-year-old Spencer Taylor of Three Rivers has been booked for investigation of larceny and malicious destruction of property.

Taylor is scheduled to be arraigned Aug. 5 in St. Joseph County District Court.

There is no telephone listing under his name in the Three Rivers area.

Mohney says officers who were dispatched early Sunday to the theater arrived to find employees restraining a man wearing a purple suit, a green wig and face paint in the style of Batman's nemesis in "The Dark Knight."

It's all a part of the plan.

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Thursday, May 24th, 2007
12:45 pm - Copycat!


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Thursday, March 15th, 2007
7:08 pm - A vagina color wheel.

This gets good around the 3rd post. Note the definitions of each one.


j rock

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Thursday, July 27th, 2006
12:43 am - Eat poodoo and die.

More rockin' good times at the old Star Wars community.
And yes, my lightsaber is probably longer.

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Monday, July 17th, 2006
8:00 am - Ringtone blues.


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Wednesday, March 29th, 2006
4:42 pm - All for Kerry.


I will never look at brownie batter the same way again. Sad, because I really liked it before the Pear Shaped Wonder ruined it for me.

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Monday, March 27th, 2006
11:08 pm - Woody? Indeed.

From Good As You:

Next week in the UK, Woody Harrelson will reportedly start filming The Walker, in which he will play a 50-ish bisexual male escort.

An update of the classic movie "American Gigolo", rumor has it the title of this new film refers to the device the industrious paid lover uses to service four clients at once.

current mood: amused

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Monday, February 6th, 2006
12:17 pm

Oh man. Remember this post? About the drama that no one knew could happen when you combine yarn and children? The OP from crochet has arrived!

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Friday, February 3rd, 2006
2:27 pm - From the stupidity rich iPod community

Seriously, some people should really not be allowed to own gadgets.

Oh noes, OMG, I <3 my iPod bUt I havn't ben able to diskonect it from my compuzer for lik a week now. Plz help me, OMG, THKX!!!!11!!

current mood: dumbfounded

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Friday, December 30th, 2005
2:12 pm - Giving tattoo love a bad name.

Is it really possible to make this many terrible mistakes regarding tattoos? Because I think after the first 2 moronic ones I might either stop getting tattoos or shoot myself. Probably the latter if I was covered in tattoos related to video games and shitty bands.

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Wednesday, December 28th, 2005
2:12 pm

Who knows how to be more vague?


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Wednesday, December 21st, 2005
4:44 pm - Nude child photo when you click on the link.

As I said before, there is a naked kid under here. Little boy, maybe 8? Wearing nothing but a crocheted kitty ear headband. No genitalia visible.

Personally, I don't think there's anything wrong with the photo. What I do think is wrong is

1. Publicly posting a nude photo of someone unable to consent to said display due to youth.
2. Ganging up on someone when they express reservations about the post.
3. Being completely oblivious to the fact that someone could find your home address on the internet because you use the same username for LJ and for your Photobucket account where the photo is hosted.

Yeah, it's all fine and good that she wants her kid to have good self esteem. And it's great that nudity isn't a big deal in her house. Wonderful. She doesn't care who jacks off to photos of her son. Makes sense, you can't control what other people do. Pedophiles aren't trolling crochet for spank material anyway!

But guess what?

The internet isn't your house. But it's pretty easy to find your house. In under 60 seconds and in 3 clicks, I have her home address on my screen. A trip to Google Maps, and I'm all set. No pesky internet stalking or tech savvy required.

How does she not find this even a little frightening?

EDIT: I commented with my concerns. Obviously her kid isn't in any danger. She'll defend him from sexual assault with her rapier wit.

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Thursday, December 15th, 2005
3:48 pm

"Dildonating the countryside! Dildonating the peoples!" just doesn't have the same ring....

Also... NEZUMI.

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Thursday, November 17th, 2005
4:23 pm - List format was pretty funny last time...


1. Have you read the books? Maybe try that and see what foods are listed.
2. Do you know how pathetic this is? I love Harry Potter, and this is seriously the most ridiculous fanbabyism that I have ever heard of.
3. They are seriously using the word "Potter-verse."

Can the world just go ahead and end now? Please? Let's just save ourselves the trouble.

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Wednesday, November 16th, 2005
4:09 pm - So traumatic. For me, not her.



1. Read the story.
2. Then look at the icon.
3. Feel your libido withering away forever.

Good times, y'all.

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Saturday, November 12th, 2005
12:43 pm


Okay. Three things.

Item 1. Never post photographs of yourself on the internet again. You're asking for trouble.

Item 2. Congratulations on successfully lulling that giant red Loony Toons monster into trusting you, giving him an outrageous dyejob, and then killing and skinning him.

Item 3. You appear to have some sort of ridiculously pink mycological infestation on the top of your head. Might want to get that checked out.

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Monday, November 7th, 2005
7:52 pm - bored? how about a timewaster? (redux)

Take this personality test b/c I want you to. I want to know what you'll get. I'm a Champion Idealist. It's a good little test. You can also take it here, but you have to give them your email address. Be sure to click on the links when your done the test as they take you to more results. I had fun with it.

Champion Idealist (there's like, a bunch of different descriptions but here's one of them): The Champion Idealists are abstract in thought and speech, cooperative in accomplishing their aims, and informative and extraverted when relating with others. For Champions, nothing occurs which does not have some deep ethical significance, and this, coupled with their uncanny sense of the motivations of others, gives them a talent for seeing life as an exciting drama, pregnant with possibilities for both good and evil. This type is found in only about 3 percent of the general population, but they have great influence because of their extraordinary impact on others. Champions are inclined to go everywhere and look into everything that has to do with the advance of good and the retreat of evil in the world. They can't bear to miss out on what is going on around them; they must experience, first hand, all the significant social events that affect our lives. And then they are eager to relate the stories they've uncovered, hoping to disclose the "truth" of people and issues, and to advocate causes. This strong drive to unveil current events can make them tireless in conversing with others, like fountains that bubble and splash, spilling over their own words to get it all out.

Champions consider intense emotional experiences as being vital to a full life, although they can never quite shake the feeling that a part of themselves is split off, uninvolved in the experience. Thus, while they strive for emotional congruency, they often see themselves in some danger of losing touch with their real feelings, which Champions possess in a wide range and variety. In the same vein, Champions strive toward a kind of spontaneous personal authenticity, and this intention always to "be themselves" is usually communicated nonverbally to others, who find it quite attractive. All too often, however, Champions fall short in their efforts to be authentic, and they tend to heap coals of fire on themselves, berating themselves for the slightest self-conscious role-playing.

Take the test!!!!! I want to know all about you, damn it.

current mood: take the test

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Monday, October 31st, 2005
6:38 pm - i tawt i saw an idiot

Can someone please explain to me what the novelty of tweety bird is to people who are trying to look "hard" or "represent". I'm so curious. I understand that he always foils Sylvester but c'mon. Why not the road runner? I think the road runner is way cooler.

current mood: ready to go drinkin with kerry

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Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
8:17 pm - Plastic surgery make-over


Mattel announced that next year they will unveil a new look for Ken. I was unaware of this but the current Ken looks very N'Sync. This, apparently, led Barbie to jilt poor Ken for an Australian surfer named Blaine. I wonder what Smithers thought of all this. The Telegraph article about it is highly amusing. Sample:

A company insider said: "For far too long Blaine has been basking in Ken's limelight. Ken's fans should expect big changes next spring and Blaine should be ready for a fight if he wants to keep Barbie."

Ken, who has been 23 for 45 years, admits that he has had plastic surgery to "re-sculpt his face" and has not ruled out another operation.

He told The Sunday Telegraph, through a statement from Mattel: "My new look will be something very now. My style will reflect my personality and will change with my mood on any given day." The British stylist Kenny Ho, who has advised David Beckham and Pierce Brosnan, said Ken needed to go "slick and urban" to win back Barbie, and be less of a fashion victim.

current mood: sick

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7:00 pm - Boy's Life Magazine will go bust

The powers that be have actually invented an X-ray camera! So long crappy, cardboard X-ray specs I ordered from the back of some magazine similar to Boy's Life when I was little. I was entirely disappointed when I got that shit in the mail. It came in a little, flat envelope and right away I knew my innocent soul would be let down.

At least I never ordered Sea Monkeys. A little google searching reveals all of those useless mail-order products were actually coined by one guy, Harold Von Braunhut. He grew up in NYC and eventually moved to MD. At one time he managed novelty acts (such as a man that dove forty feet into twelve inches of water) and he himself raced a motorcycle as the Green Hornet. And it gets even weirder and creepy. He was also a member of the Klan and the Aryan Nations. He paid to have Protocols Of The Learned Elders Of Zion (from Czarist Russia) and Henry Ford's The International Jew republished together as one handy volume of hate. He even donated millions to Aryan Nations Founder (and Christian Identity Church pastor) Richard G. Butler and American Nazi leader George Lincoln Rockwell. This is quite odd considering he was the son of German Jewish immigrants. So see, the inventor of those damn, purposeless mail order items that have surely disappointed millions of kids over the years was a hate-mongering dick after all.

Boy, I get sick and find the oddest things on the internets. I think I might be running a fever. One can tell I'm quite busy at work as usual.

current mood: feverish

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